Thursday, November 26, 2015

Professor forces student to eat faeces


A South Korean court on Thursday jailed a university professor for 12 years for forcing a student to eat human faeces and drink urine during a two-year period of physical and psychological assault.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Ooni of Ife receives the Oduduwa Crown

The 201 deities spread around the ancient city of Ile-Ife, Osun State, yesterday crowned the 51st Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi, at Oke Ora, the spot where Oduduwa, the progenitor of the Yoruba race, first wore the crown.

Biafra: Transfer me to prison custody, Kanu begs court


Hundreds of agitators for the creation of Biafra Republic, yesterday, besieged an Abuja Chief Magistrate Court sitting at Wuse Zone 2, demanding the unconditional release of the self-declared leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Mr. Nnamdi Kanu.

Monday, November 23, 2015

And The Baby Died

 
From IAB Associate

Dear IAB Associates,

We had finished eating for the night when we had a loud noise outside the house and a desperate scream and we tried looking through the window to catch a glimpse of the situation before running out of the house. On a second thought my husband and I agreed that I should go out to confirm the situation while he stayed inside to take care of the kid.

MD hides N4.6bn drugs in noodles


ADVERTISEME
The Managing Director of Visoch Resources Limited, Ubah Tochukwu, has been arrested with 576 kilogrammes of drugs that tested positive for methamphetamine and ephedrine estimated at N4.6bn.
It was learnt that the drugs concealed in cartons of noodles, cereal and kegs of palm oil were to be exported to South Africa through Apapa Port when

Friday, November 20, 2015

My Name is not "Suzanne"



From IAB Associate

Dear IAB Associates,

                           
I have been in a female basketball team for about four years and the other team which is made up of males that have been winning in their games have been in the same hotel with us because both teams are owned by the same organization but the females are separated from the males



We have a culture of staying together in the same hotel whenever we go for any competition since we have the same team of coaches.



We had finished a successful game and we were in the mood to celebrate and our coaches cautioned us against s*x and alcohol since the competition was still on and we would have to train the next morning.  The girls and the boys started playing and exchanging jokes while they drank alcohol they had smuggled in. This continued until about midnight when we started retiring to our rooms. Our coaches did not notice that we were retiring as couples ie a female and a male together.



In this particular room which was assigned to two boys, they retired with only me as the lady and I was drunk.  They had me all through the night. I heard them calling me "Suzanne" while they had me. They had me in both places and it was very painful but I was too weak to fight back. I tried to tell them that I was not Suzanne. They were pounding me like I was some piece of metal. I did not know what else happened until I found myself lying on a bed in some hospital with my mother crying beside my bed.  I felt severe pain around my pelvic area and I later discovered I could not put my legs together. The doctors had carried out some corrective surgeries on my private part.  They said when they rushed in to the room, they saw me bleeding from the an*s and virg*na and my legs would not close together. The boys were so scared stiff and were trying to escape but were prevented by our other teammates. That was when my parents were called in.



On interrogation, the boys described the process that led to the present situation.  They had done it to me from both sides and they said i was encouraging them until they could no longer feel my pulse.   They also explained that they were used to having one woman named “Suzanne” together and she was always strong enough to have the both of them for twelve hours or more without any crisis.



Our teams could not continue in the competition because news went round that we had been involved in such scandal.



The authorities have moved in to ascertain the facts of the matter and our teams maybe banned forever and our names may be published too.  What do I say to my parents?  Why would I be involved in such scandal? How do I wriggle out of this?



Wednesday, November 18, 2015

"Sell all the products for free" - Ibe Kachikwu



The Ministry of Petroleum Resources has instructed the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) to distribute petrol of any filling stations involved in hoarding to customers free of charge. Dr Ibe Kachikwu, the Minister of State, Petroleum Resources, announced this during his tour and monitoring of fuel stations in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) .

Salary: Oh God, touch the heart of our Governor - Imo Workers

Civil Servants in Imo State, have embarked on prayer and fasting begging God to turch the heart of Governor Rochas   Okorocha to pay them their salaries. The civil servants in the Imo State House of Assembly who had their own prayer session concluded recently, said that they had no other alternative than to plead with God Almighty to divinely intervene in their present predicament.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Boy kills girl friend in acid attack


It was a love story that turned awry, leading to the death of 27 -year old Ladi Moses. Ladi was allegedly bathed with acid by her supposed angry boy friend who was overwhelmed by jealousy and envy.
An ex-student of Government Secondary School, Barkin Ladi, Plateau State, Ladi met her untimely death after the deadly attack a few days ago.

Vanguard Metro, VM gathered from an eyewitness that the deceased was attacked by a young man popularly called “Baba” at the old Nigeria Prison Service Yard in the Wadata area of Makurdi town where she lived with her parents until her death.
According to the source, the duo had been in secret romance over a period of time until the relationship went sour. The source explained that the love birds had carried on despite accusations and counter accusations of infidelity by both parties.
However, efforts were made by friends to resolve their differences when it became obvious that the said Baba was getting desperate and restive about the crisis, yielded no positive results.
“Actually we thought that they had resolved their differences until the unfortunate incident that led to the death of Ladi which no one envisaged.
“From what we heard, on that fateful day, Baba called her out of the house around 7pm in the guise that he wanted to discuss an important issue not knowing that disaster awaited her. Unfortunately when the lady approached him, he engaged her in a heated argument which led to a struggle between them. We heard that it was in the heat of the quarrel that Baba removed a bottle containing a chemical suspected to be acid, from his pocket and poured the contents on the lady who instantly screamed and fell to the ground,” the source recounted.
Continuing, he said, “He (Baba) immediately fled the scene and left the lady who was screaming and wailing for help. The passers-by who were unaware of what was happening, ran for their lives because we all know that Wadata is an area in Makurdi town that is known for cult activities. It was neighbours who heard her cry, that rushed to the scene to see what was happening. But before their arrival, Baba had fled and disappeared from the area. She was immediately rushed to the nearby Makurdi Federal Medical Centre where she was admitted for treatment. But after a while, went into coma and eventually passed on.”
The source told VM that when the unfortunate incident filtered into town, the vigilante group in the area mounted a search for Baba.
“He was eventually arrested at one of the motor parks in town when he was about boarding a taxi out of Makurdi town. The vigilante group arrested and handed him over to the police at ‘A’ Division, Wadata, where he was detained to enable the Police carry out their investigations and interrogation,” he added.
According to the source, Ladi did not survive the first degree burns as she died two days after her admission in the hospital, inspite of efforts by the medical personnel to save her life.When Vanguard Metro visited the home of the deceased, her heart -broken parents were still in shock and unable to speak on the incident.
When contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Matthew Oku, who confirmed the attack, said the Command was yet to received situation reports from medical doctors who treated the deceased lady.
Oku, however assured that the Police were investigating the unfortunate incident, promising that the law would take its full course in the matter.

Saturday, November 14, 2015

His "Tool" is Big Enough

 
 From a IAB Reader,


Dear IAB Readers,


I had tried to make him see me from afar. I have given him all the signs a lady could give to a man to make him know I feel something for him. All I needed was a one night stand with him.

What on Earth is this?


What on Earth is this? 

STOP MACHING FLAUWAR 

What a notice? 

Have a nice weekend!!!!!


Friday, November 13, 2015

Heart Breaking Revelation: My father was Beheaded by ISIS

Devastated: The daughter of Alan Henning who was beheaded by ISIS has revealed that she found out about his death after seeing the gruesome execution pictures on Instagram



The daughter of British aid worker Alan Henning, who was beheaded by ISIS last year, has revealed that she found out about her father's death after seeing the gruesome execution pictures on Instagram.

What on earth is this?


What on earth is this? 

Liking Finger Restaurant. 
MOTTO: THE LORD IS MY STRANTH

One-Week-Old Baby Boy For Sale


Plans by a 25-year-old mother of four to sell a one-week-old baby boy, who was stolen in Onitsha, Anambra State, to a barren woman in Lagos, has been botched and the suspect arrested.

Good News! Kidney Transplant in LASUTH






Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, LASUTH, yesterday joined the league of hospitals that offers kidney transplant services following a successful kidney transplant on a 56-year- old man in Lagos.
The life-saving procedure which took two and half hours was the first of its kind in the tertiary institution.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Biafra: Ohaneze postpones meeting



Baring any unforeseen circumstance, the planned meeting of the South East governors, the leadership of Ohaneze Ndigbo and other stakeholders, will now hold next Tuesday, in Enugu.

Kogi State is a melting pot of sorts - Governor Wada


Governor Idris Wada and candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, has warned that a vote for the All Progressives Congress, (APC) candidate, Abubakar Audu will be a vote for divisiveness and ethnic jingoism which will not augur well for the unity of Kogi people.

Super Eagles are men - Oliseh

Super Eagles Chief Coach, Sunday Oliseh says he does not see the reason for the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) to introduce the Code of Conduct for members of the senior national team.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015



The Nasarawa State Police command on Monday arrested a 46 year-old pastor, Ifeanyi Bernard, for allegedly raping a 13-year-old girl in the Karu Local Government Area of the state.
According to police authorities, the alleged rape took place on November 3 when the pastor was performing deliverance on the teenager.

Breaking: Buhari finally announced the long-awaited portfolios of Ministers

President Muhammadu Buhari has finally announced the long-awaited portfolios of ministers, who were sworn in on Wednesday, at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

Sunday, November 08, 2015

Hello .... Again! Adele continues her return with a stylish performance

Hello...again! Adele continued her return to form with her second live performance - after a three year touring hiatus - at the NRJ Awards, in France, on Saturday night


Adele marked her live comeback with a searing performance and Q&A session at the BBC, due to be aired later this month and Adele continued her return to form with her second live performance  after a three year touring hiatus  at the NRJ Awards, in France, on Saturday night.
Taking to the stage at the awards ceremony in Cannes, the 27-year-old

100 Most Powerful People in the World: Dangote listed at number 71

Africa’s richest,President of Dangote Group, Mr. Aliko Dangote, was, at the weekend, rated among the 100 most powerful people in the world by Forbes Magazine.
Aliko, the only black who made the list apart from President of the United States, Barack Obama, was listed at number 71 just above the

Assembly: Police did not issue any order

The Inspector-General of Police, IGP Solomon Arase, has clarified that the Force didn’t issue any order banning assembly devotion in primary and secondary schools nationwide, but only issued advisory notice predominantly to the states where there are challenges of insurgency.

Friday, November 06, 2015

I am in love with my step son

From a IAB Reader 


Dear AIB Readers,


I am 25years old and my husband is 65. I was a virgin when I got married to him. We have been married for 5 years without children. He had been married before and his wife died 10 years ago. I fell suddenly sick and had to be taken to the hospital. My husband was not in the country so his son, Chima was left alone with me. Chima is 29, about 6ft tall, with firm six pack. He had graduated from the university some years back and works with my husband, his father in the family business.

School girls in Sierra Leone forced to undergo pregnancy test - Amnesty International

Girls have had their breasts and stomachs felt by teachers and nurses in front of their peers and been forced to take urine tests, which has discouraged many girls from going to school, whether they are pregnant or not, according to the rights group.

What on earth is this?


RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.  

We have to run, but we were not told where to run to. Could this be the destination?  

TGIF!!!!!!!!!!

17 Month old boy kills snake

A 17-month-old boy chewed a venomous snake to death while playing in his family's garden in Mostardas in Rio Grande do Sul state, southern Brazil.
According to RT when his mother, Jaine de Souza found the boy with the snake in his mouth, she shouted for her husband Lucier.

My mom was disappointed in me- Justin Bieber


Earlier this year Justin Bieber thanked his mother for not giving up on him and for helping him end his 'stupid phase' but sadly, in a new interview with Billboard, Justin Bieber has shed light on how his once close relationship with Pattie Mallette has changed over the last two years.

Breaking News: Senate President's application dismissed in Lagos

 
A Federal High Court in Lagos dismisses the application by the senate president seeking to stop his trial in Abuja.


Justice Ibrahim Buba holds that the court lacks jurisdiction to hear the application. 

The court holds that issues cannot be resolved in Lagos as the actions took place in Abuja. 
 
The Senate President sued the AGF, EFCC, ICPC and others with a view to stopping his investigation, arrest prosecution before any court.

Retired officers still in Service




There are indications that the newly retired officers of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) are still in the service of the agency following the absence of a board that should rectify and approve their retirement.

Student kills Labour Prefect over lateness


Saka Hammed, the 19-year-old student of Gaskia College, Amukoko, Lagos, who allegedly stabbed a prefect, Saheed Jimoh, to death on Wednesday for punishing him over lateness, has been arrested by police.

Bureaux de Change Operators must provide BVN - CBN

The CBN has said that the Bank Verification Number, BVN, requirement for foreign exchange transactions posed no security risks to the bank accounts of those purchasing forex.

Customers besiege banks as BVN registration deadlines expires.

Thursday, November 05, 2015

Student's Activism: UNILORIN releases 2 certificates after 16 years of legal battle

 
 The Education Rights Campaign (ERC), an NGO, on Thursday lauded the University of Ilorin for releasing the certificates of two ex-students withheld 16 years ago.
This is contained in a statement jointly signed by Mr Hassan Soweto, National Coordinator and Mr Michael Ogundele, National Secretary of the group, in Lagos.

Serena Williams is a Superhero


Serena Williams was out to dinner at a restaurant on Tuesday in San Francisco with Alexis Ohanion when a man tried to steal her cell phone. He swiped the phone and tried to run off but

CCT: Saraki's lawyers stage a walk out

Following the decision of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, to commence full-blown hearing on the 13-count criminal charge against the Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki, despite the pendency of the appeal before the Supreme Court, all his lawyers,

I'd like to have Breast Reduction Surgery - Waje

 Soul Diva, Waje is open to the idea of having plastic surgery on her breasts, but not the one you have in mind. The singer recently revealed that rather than breast enhancement surgery, she would like to have breast reduction surgery.

Eddie Murphy: Father of Eight + One


What on earth is this?





INTANACIONAL BABER COME AND CUT YOUR HEAD HERE. 

I am sure there is no clipper, instead what they have is a big sharp knife to chop off the heads of their customers. 

Well, CUSTOMERS BEWARE!

Senate rejects monthly stipend for the unemployed

Senate, on Wednesday, called on President Muhammadu Buhari to ensure that his predecessor, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, accounted for every penny that was expended on Subsidy Re-investment and Empowerment Programme (SURE-P) and other poverty alleviation programmes.

BVN: ICT experts threaten Legal Action

A group of Information Technology experts under the aegis of Paradigm Initiative Nigeria (PIN), have called on the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to suspend the Bank Verification Number (BVN) that it mandated for bank customers in Nigeria.

N2m Fine to be imposed by DPR



The Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) says N2 million fine will be imposed on any petrol filling station in Kwara State hoarding, cheating and indulging in sharp practices.
DPR Operation Controller in the state, Mr Salvation Philip, said this on Wednesday when he led a team on inspection of some petrol stations in the state.

I am pregnant for an "animal"



From an IAB Reader. 

 Dear IAB Readers

I had s*x with him all through the night in his house and it felt really good.



I left for work the next day and everyone in the office was surprised how happy I was and how smart I worked that day. 

Man in prison for alleged adultery



An Ejigbo Magistrate’s court in Lagos has remanded a 44-year-old man, Oluokun Olarewaju, in prison for allegedly slapping his wife’s friend, Miss Christiana Duntoye, who told his wife that she saw him with another woman.

Ministerial appointees for retreat in Abuja


The two-day retreat for 36 ministerial nominees who were recently screened and confirmed by the Senate recently would kick off today.
Already, the ministers-designate, it was gathered, arrived Abuja last night.

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Sepp Blatter to be Burnt.

A giant effigy of suspended FIFA president Sepp Blatter will be torched this weekend as part of a British town’s Bonfire Night celebrations, organisers revealed Wednesday. The 36-foot (11-metre) tall effigy of the outgoing Swiss head of world football’s governing body will go up in flames on Saturday in Edenbridge, south of London.

I was not consulted - Gbajabiamila

Majority Leader of the House of Representatives, Mr. Femi Gbajabiamila, has said that the Speaker, Mr. Yakubu Dogara, never consulted him before he appointed 96 chairmen and deputies of standing committees of the House.

What on earthis this?


VACANCY! A MALE SALESGIRL IS WANTED.   



Ha! Ha! Ha!  Lol

I would have died - Mrs Sarah Bakare




A 51-year-old trader and mother of three, Sarah Bakare, who lives on Oluwole Street in the Ejigbo area of Lagos State, narrowly escaped being hacked to death recently, by the landlady and her seven children. Narrating the incident, the victim told Crime Alert after she was discharged from hospital that she was lucky to be alive to relive her ordeal.

fire razes buildings, supermarket in Lagos


 About 25 families were rendered homeless yesterday, following a fire outbreak that engulfed three buildings in Lagos.
The popular Ebano Supermarket in the highbrow Lekki metropolis, some shops and the popular Idumota Market, are among the affected structures.

Tuesday, November 03, 2015

I am gay

Dear IAB Readers,


My name is Victoria and I am a lesbian.  I have been like this for as long as I have been a woman.  I have a partner who has been living with us for 5 years now but my parents think she is just my best friend.