Zambia's Menstruation Law.

Must my wife's boss know when she is menstruating, what is his business with her cycle. Should the budget include the the financial implication of the absence of female employees? 
Lol!!

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS? Weekend

I can smell a long weekend ahead.

Hazard of Tramadol

           



Since well-known opioid like Indian hemp, cocaine and others are increasingly becoming difficult to obtain due to the global fight against hard drugs; anaesthetic drugs have now become the choice of many youths for abuse because of its availability and cheap prices.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Insight August Blog welcomes you to year 2017.

We appreciate your time and contributions to our success in year 2016 and we ask that you continue to support us through this year.

From the bottom of our heart we say thank you.

Wife sows brand new car as "seed".

In spite of a passionate plea by a housewife to the court to save her 18-year-old marriage, an Agege Customary Court in Lagos granted the prayers of her 50-year-old husband and businessman, Kingsley Onyenobi, and severed the relationship.

Rivers re-run: Suspected snatchers of election materials paraded

 Five suspected election materials snatchers, allegedly arrested during last Saturday’s national and state legislative re-run elections in Rivers State, were paraded last night in Abuja by police authorities.

Fraudsters defraud estate agent of N4m

Three suspected Internet fraudsters have been arrested by the Lagos State Police Command for allegedly defrauding an estate agent of about N4m.

The suspects– Olisa Oyegbuka, 28; Ifeannacho Kingsley, 27; and Ujumwa Aniemena, 33–had allegedly hacked into the email of an unnamed client of the estate agent.

The rape

We live in the heart of the city and we have been married for seven  years. Our children,   Paul and Mercy are six and three years old respectively.  We were friends in high school and he was my first love.

MMM owner revealed

A Nigerian, who styled himself as Pastor Ernest Chigozie Mbanefo is the mastermind of the suspected Ponzi scheme known as MMM Nigeria. According to an online report, Mbanefo is based in South Africa. Nigerian

Randy lecturers sacked.

Five senior lecturers and seven other workers at the Auchi Polytechnic have been sacked for offences bordering on sexual harassment and extortion of female students in the school.

Fifteen other lecturers and one instructor were also demoted in relation to the same offences.

Angry passengers disrupt Arik’s flights

Angry passengers disrupted Arik Air’s flight operations at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja for some hours on Thursday because of the inability of the airline to transport them to their various destinations.

Apprentice absconds with employer’s children.

An apprentice, identified only as Grace, has allegedly absconded with the two children of her employer, Mrs. Suliyat Azeez, in the Okokomaiko area of Lagos State.The victims were identified as Farouk, 4; and six-year-old Kafayat.

Grace fled with the children on Friday, less than 24 hours after she resumed.

She was said to have claimed she was going out to buy food and asked the children to accompany her.

NYSC call-up letters can now be printed online.

The National Youth Service Corps authorities have said that prospective corps members can now print their call-up letters online.

It also adds that the camp for Stream 1, 2016 Batch ‘B’ commences on Thursday.

Plastic, poisonous rice from China flood Nigerian markets

On October 4, 2016, the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), through its spokesman, Wale Adeniyi, warned the citizenry to be on red alert, as intelligence report indicated that some die-hard rice smugglers have begun shipment of plastic rice to Africa from China in what was clearly a selfish move aimed at swelling their profits, regardless of the consequences of their poisonous imports.

Boko Haram prisoner caught with 25 phones

Sporadic gunfire caused pandemonium at Kuje Prison, Abuja, on Monday, following a riot by some inmates, who resisted the attempt by prison officials to search their cells for banned items.

It was gathered that security operatives fired gunshots and tear gas canisters to restore law and order and control the rioters.

Who stole and returned the meat?

We were playing in front of our house when my mummy's sister went to steal from my mummy's pot of soup. She was meant to watch over the pot and keep the house clean including all entrances to the house but she stole the meat and  hid it in a plate so she will eat the meat later.
My mummy had traveled and asked her strict  brother to take care of us and when he noticed that there was a space in the pot of soup he summoned every body and threatened to invite the idol of his village to come against anyone who was guilty of the theft. He took time to explain how the idol would  make the person ill and cripple for ever.
Suddenly, we saw one of my brothers walking towards the kitchen with the pretense that  he wanted to drink water. We let him go and later he informed my uncle that he saw a rat and  that the rat suddenly dropped a lump of meet in to the pot.
My uncle went to the kitchen and discovered that the meat had been returned but he announced that we will not have dinner considering that there is Lassa Fever, we will have to throw away the pot of soup so no one will get infected and while he was preparing to throw away the pot of soup, my brother that had returned the meat started crying and when we pressured him to say what the problem was, he confessed that he caught my mummy's sister stealing the meat but that she threatened to beat him up if he spilled the bean but that does not want to lose his dinner so he had to.

The Fuel Matter

I wake up last week and we buy fuel for N86.00/Litre. We filled up the tank for N4,000.00 and I think say I go fill the tank again next week only for me to go the filling station on Thursday to discover say fuel don tie gele. I give the

My First time

From an IAB Associate, 

We have been friends for five years and I have been visiting him from time to time especially during weekends to cook his meals for the following week. It has always been friendly visits with no strings attached. We had met at a supermarket while shopping and we became friends with the understanding of "No strings attached". He is thirty four. 

Tenant kills Landlady

The Lagos State Police Command has arrested a resident of Shobowale Street in the Alagbado area of the state, Victoria Alaba, for allegedly killing the wife of her landlord during a scuffle.

Native!!

Fulani Herdsmen!

 

Fidelity Bank MD arrested by EFCC

                                                            Mr. Nnamdi Okonkwo

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has arrested the Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer of Fidelity Bank Plc, Mr. Nnamdi Okonkwo, and some officials for allegedly receiving $115m from a former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke.

The EFCC also arrested the bank’s Head of Operations, Mr. Martins Izuogbe, for his role in the alleged scam, which the anti-graft agency described as unprecedented.

Inspire! Why should we fail?

Good Morning! 

We have no reason to fail. 

Death is a woman

From a IAB Associate,

Dear IAB Associates,

“I had been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 4 years and I had never been touched so softly and nicely”.

 My neighbor had been single for as long as I had known him. I had not seen any woman around him for the 5 years I had been with him on the compound.

Two weeks ago he came back to his house with a young lady whom he proudly introduced to us as his wife whom he had just married. She is a beauty to behold.

University of Ibadan Shut Down

Following a two-day protest by students of the University of Ibadan, the management of the institution has shut it indefinitely. The students expressed their displeasure over the suspension of a union leader by the students’ disciplinary committee and non-availability of

What On Earth Is This? Storey Building

 What On Earth is This?
 
I told her I was standing at the balcony of my storey building, when she came and saw this she dump me.
Housemates am I wrong????????

Mrs SA crowned as Mrs World 2016

 

 

Candice Abrahams, the reigning Schwarzkopf Professional Mrs South Africa 2016, has been named Mrs World 2016 in a glamourous event held in China on Saturday.

Abrahams is the first South African who has managed to be crowned Mrs World.

Extreme Weight Loss star dies of diabetic shock

A much beloved contestant on the popular reality show Extreme Weight Loss died at the weekend.

Rod Durham, 52, was found by housekeepers at his hotel in Fort Lauderdale, Florida where the high school English teacher had been spending his spring break. 

Tenant allegedly kills landlord

 

  Detectives from Ondo State Police Command have arrested one Tope Akideji, who allegedly punched his 75-year-old landlord, Kayode Osunkalu, to death over electricity bill. Vanguard gathered that the suspect is being interrogated at the homicide section of the Command.

Kaduna State Government, yesterday, expressed concern over the desertion of schools by primary school pupils after taking the free meal offered them. The pupils have developed the habit of leaving school immediately after the free meal under the guise of going to drink water.

Please Help! Little Michael requires urgent heart surgery

Four-year-old Michael Owolabi’s life is hanging in the balance. Born with a congenital heart defect, he is not as physically active as children of his own age. Michael Michael He just sits quietly, breathless, inactive and requiring constant attention. His father, Temitope Owolabi, who spoke of the family’s predicament as a result of the malady said a sum of N2.5 million is

Woman allegedly plots to Kidnap grandfather

  A trader, Ayisat Amodu, who allegedly conspired with two others to kidnap her grandfather, was yesterday remanded in prison custody by an Ilorin Magistrate’s Court. Magistrate Mohammed Ibrahim ordered the accused remanded at the Federal Prison, Okekura, Ilorin,

What On Earth Is This? Fuel Wahala!!!

What On Earth Is This?  Fuel Wahala!!!!!

Pupils fall out of school bus

school driver: The driver/proprietor (left) and the two pupils. 

Two pupils of New Vine International School, Mushin, Lagos, were flung out of a moving bus driven by the Proprietor, Mr. Ekezie Augustine, at Costain Roundabout, on their way from the National Theatre, Iganmu.