Death is a woman

From a IAB Associate,

Dear IAB Associates,

“I had been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 4 years and I had never been touched so softly and nicely”.

 My neighbor had been single for as long as I had known him. I had not seen any woman around him for the 5 years I had been with him on the compound.

Two weeks ago he came back to his house with a young lady whom he proudly introduced to us as his wife whom he had just married. She is a beauty to behold.

Five injured as refrigerator explodes in Lagos

Lagos—A strange explosion occurred yesterday inside a  beer parlour that is yet to open along L and K road in Oworonsoki area of Lagos.
The explosion occurred around 2.00 pm leaving five people injured including a young girl.
The injured, were rushed to a nearby hospital for treatment.