Thursday, November 26, 2015

Professor forces student to eat faeces


A South Korean court on Thursday jailed a university professor for 12 years for forcing a student to eat human faeces and drink urine during a two-year period of physical and psychological assault.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Ooni of Ife receives the Oduduwa Crown

The 201 deities spread around the ancient city of Ile-Ife, Osun State, yesterday crowned the 51st Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi, at Oke Ora, the spot where Oduduwa, the progenitor of the Yoruba race, first wore the crown.

Biafra: Transfer me to prison custody, Kanu begs court


Hundreds of agitators for the creation of Biafra Republic, yesterday, besieged an Abuja Chief Magistrate Court sitting at Wuse Zone 2, demanding the unconditional release of the self-declared leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Mr. Nnamdi Kanu.

Monday, November 23, 2015

And The Baby Died

 
From IAB Associate

Dear IAB Associates,

We had finished eating for the night when we had a loud noise outside the house and a desperate scream and we tried looking through the window to catch a glimpse of the situation before running out of the house. On a second thought my husband and I agreed that I should go out to confirm the situation while he stayed inside to take care of the kid.

MD hides N4.6bn drugs in noodles


ADVERTISEME
The Managing Director of Visoch Resources Limited, Ubah Tochukwu, has been arrested with 576 kilogrammes of drugs that tested positive for methamphetamine and ephedrine estimated at N4.6bn.
It was learnt that the drugs concealed in cartons of noodles, cereal and kegs of palm oil were to be exported to South Africa through Apapa Port when

Friday, November 20, 2015

My Name is not "Suzanne"



From IAB Associate

Dear IAB Associates,

                           
I have been in a female basketball team for about four years and the other team which is made up of males that have been winning in their games have been in the same hotel with us because both teams are owned by the same organization but the females are separated from the males



We have a culture of staying together in the same hotel whenever we go for any competition since we have the same team of coaches.



We had finished a successful game and we were in the mood to celebrate and our coaches cautioned us against s*x and alcohol since the competition was still on and we would have to train the next morning.  The girls and the boys started playing and exchanging jokes while they drank alcohol they had smuggled in. This continued until about midnight when we started retiring to our rooms. Our coaches did not notice that we were retiring as couples ie a female and a male together.



In this particular room which was assigned to two boys, they retired with only me as the lady and I was drunk.  They had me all through the night. I heard them calling me "Suzanne" while they had me. They had me in both places and it was very painful but I was too weak to fight back. I tried to tell them that I was not Suzanne. They were pounding me like I was some piece of metal. I did not know what else happened until I found myself lying on a bed in some hospital with my mother crying beside my bed.  I felt severe pain around my pelvic area and I later discovered I could not put my legs together. The doctors had carried out some corrective surgeries on my private part.  They said when they rushed in to the room, they saw me bleeding from the an*s and virg*na and my legs would not close together. The boys were so scared stiff and were trying to escape but were prevented by our other teammates. That was when my parents were called in.



On interrogation, the boys described the process that led to the present situation.  They had done it to me from both sides and they said i was encouraging them until they could no longer feel my pulse.   They also explained that they were used to having one woman named “Suzanne” together and she was always strong enough to have the both of them for twelve hours or more without any crisis.



Our teams could not continue in the competition because news went round that we had been involved in such scandal.



The authorities have moved in to ascertain the facts of the matter and our teams maybe banned forever and our names may be published too.  What do I say to my parents?  Why would I be involved in such scandal? How do I wriggle out of this?



Wednesday, November 18, 2015

"Sell all the products for free" - Ibe Kachikwu



The Ministry of Petroleum Resources has instructed the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) to distribute petrol of any filling stations involved in hoarding to customers free of charge. Dr Ibe Kachikwu, the Minister of State, Petroleum Resources, announced this during his tour and monitoring of fuel stations in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) .

Salary: Oh God, touch the heart of our Governor - Imo Workers

Civil Servants in Imo State, have embarked on prayer and fasting begging God to turch the heart of Governor Rochas   Okorocha to pay them their salaries. The civil servants in the Imo State House of Assembly who had their own prayer session concluded recently, said that they had no other alternative than to plead with God Almighty to divinely intervene in their present predicament.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Boy kills girl friend in acid attack


It was a love story that turned awry, leading to the death of 27 -year old Ladi Moses. Ladi was allegedly bathed with acid by her supposed angry boy friend who was overwhelmed by jealousy and envy.
An ex-student of Government Secondary School, Barkin Ladi, Plateau State, Ladi met her untimely death after the deadly attack a few days ago.

Vanguard Metro, VM gathered from an eyewitness that the deceased was attacked by a young man popularly called “Baba” at the old Nigeria Prison Service Yard in the Wadata area of Makurdi town where she lived with her parents until her death.
According to the source, the duo had been in secret romance over a period of time until the relationship went sour. The source explained that the love birds had carried on despite accusations and counter accusations of infidelity by both parties.
However, efforts were made by friends to resolve their differences when it became obvious that the said Baba was getting desperate and restive about the crisis, yielded no positive results.
“Actually we thought that they had resolved their differences until the unfortunate incident that led to the death of Ladi which no one envisaged.
“From what we heard, on that fateful day, Baba called her out of the house around 7pm in the guise that he wanted to discuss an important issue not knowing that disaster awaited her. Unfortunately when the lady approached him, he engaged her in a heated argument which led to a struggle between them. We heard that it was in the heat of the quarrel that Baba removed a bottle containing a chemical suspected to be acid, from his pocket and poured the contents on the lady who instantly screamed and fell to the ground,” the source recounted.
Continuing, he said, “He (Baba) immediately fled the scene and left the lady who was screaming and wailing for help. The passers-by who were unaware of what was happening, ran for their lives because we all know that Wadata is an area in Makurdi town that is known for cult activities. It was neighbours who heard her cry, that rushed to the scene to see what was happening. But before their arrival, Baba had fled and disappeared from the area. She was immediately rushed to the nearby Makurdi Federal Medical Centre where she was admitted for treatment. But after a while, went into coma and eventually passed on.”
The source told VM that when the unfortunate incident filtered into town, the vigilante group in the area mounted a search for Baba.
“He was eventually arrested at one of the motor parks in town when he was about boarding a taxi out of Makurdi town. The vigilante group arrested and handed him over to the police at ‘A’ Division, Wadata, where he was detained to enable the Police carry out their investigations and interrogation,” he added.
According to the source, Ladi did not survive the first degree burns as she died two days after her admission in the hospital, inspite of efforts by the medical personnel to save her life.When Vanguard Metro visited the home of the deceased, her heart -broken parents were still in shock and unable to speak on the incident.
When contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Matthew Oku, who confirmed the attack, said the Command was yet to received situation reports from medical doctors who treated the deceased lady.
Oku, however assured that the Police were investigating the unfortunate incident, promising that the law would take its full course in the matter.

Saturday, November 14, 2015

His "Tool" is Big Enough

 
 From a IAB Reader,


Dear IAB Readers,


I had tried to make him see me from afar. I have given him all the signs a lady could give to a man to make him know I feel something for him. All I needed was a one night stand with him.

What on Earth is this?


What on Earth is this? 

STOP MACHING FLAUWAR 

What a notice? 

Have a nice weekend!!!!!


Friday, November 13, 2015

Heart Breaking Revelation: My father was Beheaded by ISIS

Devastated: The daughter of Alan Henning who was beheaded by ISIS has revealed that she found out about his death after seeing the gruesome execution pictures on Instagram



The daughter of British aid worker Alan Henning, who was beheaded by ISIS last year, has revealed that she found out about her father's death after seeing the gruesome execution pictures on Instagram.

What on earth is this?


What on earth is this? 

Liking Finger Restaurant. 
MOTTO: THE LORD IS MY STRANTH

One-Week-Old Baby Boy For Sale


Plans by a 25-year-old mother of four to sell a one-week-old baby boy, who was stolen in Onitsha, Anambra State, to a barren woman in Lagos, has been botched and the suspect arrested.

Good News! Kidney Transplant in LASUTH






Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, LASUTH, yesterday joined the league of hospitals that offers kidney transplant services following a successful kidney transplant on a 56-year- old man in Lagos.
The life-saving procedure which took two and half hours was the first of its kind in the tertiary institution.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Biafra: Ohaneze postpones meeting



Baring any unforeseen circumstance, the planned meeting of the South East governors, the leadership of Ohaneze Ndigbo and other stakeholders, will now hold next Tuesday, in Enugu.

Kogi State is a melting pot of sorts - Governor Wada


Governor Idris Wada and candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, has warned that a vote for the All Progressives Congress, (APC) candidate, Abubakar Audu will be a vote for divisiveness and ethnic jingoism which will not augur well for the unity of Kogi people.

Super Eagles are men - Oliseh

Super Eagles Chief Coach, Sunday Oliseh says he does not see the reason for the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) to introduce the Code of Conduct for members of the senior national team.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015



The Nasarawa State Police command on Monday arrested a 46 year-old pastor, Ifeanyi Bernard, for allegedly raping a 13-year-old girl in the Karu Local Government Area of the state.
According to police authorities, the alleged rape took place on November 3 when the pastor was performing deliverance on the teenager.

Breaking: Buhari finally announced the long-awaited portfolios of Ministers

President Muhammadu Buhari has finally announced the long-awaited portfolios of ministers, who were sworn in on Wednesday, at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.