Thursday, November 05, 2015

Student's Activism: UNILORIN releases 2 certificates after 16 years of legal battle

 
 The Education Rights Campaign (ERC), an NGO, on Thursday lauded the University of Ilorin for releasing the certificates of two ex-students withheld 16 years ago.
This is contained in a statement jointly signed by Mr Hassan Soweto, National Coordinator and Mr Michael Ogundele, National Secretary of the group, in Lagos.

Serena Williams is a Superhero


Serena Williams was out to dinner at a restaurant on Tuesday in San Francisco with Alexis Ohanion when a man tried to steal her cell phone. He swiped the phone and tried to run off but

CCT: Saraki's lawyers stage a walk out

Following the decision of the Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, to commence full-blown hearing on the 13-count criminal charge against the Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki, despite the pendency of the appeal before the Supreme Court, all his lawyers,

I'd like to have Breast Reduction Surgery - Waje

 Soul Diva, Waje is open to the idea of having plastic surgery on her breasts, but not the one you have in mind. The singer recently revealed that rather than breast enhancement surgery, she would like to have breast reduction surgery.

Eddie Murphy: Father of Eight + One


What on earth is this?





INTANACIONAL BABER COME AND CUT YOUR HEAD HERE. 

I am sure there is no clipper, instead what they have is a big sharp knife to chop off the heads of their customers. 

Well, CUSTOMERS BEWARE!

Senate rejects monthly stipend for the unemployed

Senate, on Wednesday, called on President Muhammadu Buhari to ensure that his predecessor, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, accounted for every penny that was expended on Subsidy Re-investment and Empowerment Programme (SURE-P) and other poverty alleviation programmes.

BVN: ICT experts threaten Legal Action

A group of Information Technology experts under the aegis of Paradigm Initiative Nigeria (PIN), have called on the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to suspend the Bank Verification Number (BVN) that it mandated for bank customers in Nigeria.

N2m Fine to be imposed by DPR



The Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) says N2 million fine will be imposed on any petrol filling station in Kwara State hoarding, cheating and indulging in sharp practices.
DPR Operation Controller in the state, Mr Salvation Philip, said this on Wednesday when he led a team on inspection of some petrol stations in the state.

I am pregnant for an "animal"



From an IAB Reader. 

 Dear IAB Readers

I had s*x with him all through the night in his house and it felt really good.



I left for work the next day and everyone in the office was surprised how happy I was and how smart I worked that day. 

Man in prison for alleged adultery



An Ejigbo Magistrate’s court in Lagos has remanded a 44-year-old man, Oluokun Olarewaju, in prison for allegedly slapping his wife’s friend, Miss Christiana Duntoye, who told his wife that she saw him with another woman.

Ministerial appointees for retreat in Abuja


The two-day retreat for 36 ministerial nominees who were recently screened and confirmed by the Senate recently would kick off today.
Already, the ministers-designate, it was gathered, arrived Abuja last night.

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Sepp Blatter to be Burnt.

A giant effigy of suspended FIFA president Sepp Blatter will be torched this weekend as part of a British town’s Bonfire Night celebrations, organisers revealed Wednesday. The 36-foot (11-metre) tall effigy of the outgoing Swiss head of world football’s governing body will go up in flames on Saturday in Edenbridge, south of London.

I was not consulted - Gbajabiamila

Majority Leader of the House of Representatives, Mr. Femi Gbajabiamila, has said that the Speaker, Mr. Yakubu Dogara, never consulted him before he appointed 96 chairmen and deputies of standing committees of the House.

What on earthis this?


VACANCY! A MALE SALESGIRL IS WANTED.   



Ha! Ha! Ha!  Lol

I would have died - Mrs Sarah Bakare




A 51-year-old trader and mother of three, Sarah Bakare, who lives on Oluwole Street in the Ejigbo area of Lagos State, narrowly escaped being hacked to death recently, by the landlady and her seven children. Narrating the incident, the victim told Crime Alert after she was discharged from hospital that she was lucky to be alive to relive her ordeal.

fire razes buildings, supermarket in Lagos


 About 25 families were rendered homeless yesterday, following a fire outbreak that engulfed three buildings in Lagos.
The popular Ebano Supermarket in the highbrow Lekki metropolis, some shops and the popular Idumota Market, are among the affected structures.

Tuesday, November 03, 2015

I am gay

Dear IAB Readers,


My name is Victoria and I am a lesbian.  I have been like this for as long as I have been a woman.  I have a partner who has been living with us for 5 years now but my parents think she is just my best friend.

Kim, "The Great Shoplifter"


 Meet a celebrated shoplifter who lives like a successful business woman who goes to the salon to fix her hair, nails and eyebrows on a regularly and earns around £50,000 a year from shop lifting.

she has been jailed 5 times and has more than 30 convictions shoplifted goods worth £2m, has six children by four fathers  and lives off benefits from the government. 

What is your name?



My name is Joy and I am Joyful

My name is Emy and I am Eminent

My name is Grace and I am Gracious

My name is peace and I am Peaceful

My name is Love and I Love

My name is Gladys and I am Glad

My name is Queen and I am a queen

My name is Nice and I am nice

My name is Best and I am the best

My name is Okey and I am OK

My name is Joel and I am the Jewel

My name is Baby and I am the Babe

My name is Great and I am Great

My name is Monica and I make Money 

My name is winner and I win 

My name is excellent and I excel    

What is your name? 

Do you live up to your name?